Best article ever.

How did Martha Stewart End Up With Howard Stern's Baby?

How, indeed!  I think it's pretty obvious.  Hooray, Martha, for making yet another amazing business move.  Inspired by MST3K, of all things. 

My love for Martha is boundless.

I used to work in the Starrett Lehigh building in Chelsea.  Martha moved in the same time I started there, but I never saw her, because she rarely used the passenger elevator.  She has a freight elevator that she drives her Suburban right onto.  Well, that's what she drove in 2000.  I imagine it's a wagon now because SUVs are so passe.